My Blog Rules Version 4.1

My last rules were a little lengthy so I decided to be more direct. about my site which I humbly submit is chock full of cultural oddities, news and wisdom…Most people who have never been to China have no idea of what this place is all about so I have taken it upon myself to enlighten them as to what I have seen, lived, heard and read.I enjoy blogging and one of the reasons I do so is that I can eschew political correctness for pointed observations. Some of what I say may seem one-sided, and it may well be. Were I to do this professionally I would be paid to think for the readers and walk them to a conclusion, but alas I am not and so I wont. If you would like to put forth an idea, by all means do so, but do not expect it of me…Another interesting part of blogging is learning from the feedback provided so if you agree, you want to rant or you want to say dirty words you cannot utter at work, then by all means give it a shot here.I really enjoy my time in China but believe to blog each day about the delicious Kung Pao chicken would be tedious so I do not do so. I like to think of this site as bringing on the ‘ha-ha’ while exposing a bit of China to you. If you want to give me some love then you can email me at  blaiseg8s  at gmail.com I am pretty direct and this is VERY POLITICALLY INCORRECT, so be forewarned Oh yeah click here to go to a site where you can buy goods not made in China….or you can search to buy here too

Fake Chinese Batteries

Here’s a shot of some knockoff Chinese batteries.

Chicom Propaganda – Flowers of War Bombs in USA

China, if nothing else, is known for making substandard products that although look like the real thing, suck. Enter, Flowers of War by z hang yimou. It was the most expensive chicom flick ever, costing 100 million civilized dollars and in the US it made a measly $48,000, or about what kobe makes hooping it up for 19 minutes …. Yeah the movie is an embarrassment. But what did uncle chicom think? The movie was so long, it was more like a documtary, albeit filled with hate and gratuitous violence. The dumb chicom are so far removed from the reality of the world around them and so accustomed to bribing their way to success that they no longer understand the underlying principles of free trade. From here http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/27/idUS36160928520120127

Chicom Propaganda – Flowers of War Bombs in USA

China, if nothing else, is known for making substandard products that although look like the real thing, suck. Enter, Flowers of War by z hang yimou. It was the most expensive chicom flick ever, costing 100 million civilized dollars and in the US it made a measly $48,000, or about what kobe makes hooping it up for 19 minutes …. Yeah the movie is an embarrassment. But what did uncle chicom think? The movie was so long, it was more like a documtary, albeit filled with hate and gratuitous violence. The dumb chicom are so far removed from the reality of the world around them and so accustomed to bribing their way to success that they no longer understand the underlying principles of free trade. From here http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/27/idUS36160928520120127

Chicom Propaganda – Flowers of War Bombs in USA

China, if nothing else, is known for making substandard products that although look like the real thing, suck. Enter, Flowers of War by z hang yimou. It was the most expensive chicom flick ever, costing 100 million civilized dollars and in the US it made a measly $48,000, or about what kobe makes hooping it up for 19 minutes …. Yeah the movie is an embarrassment. But what did uncle chicom think? The movie was so long, it was more like a documtary, albeit filled with hate and gratuitous violence. The dumb chicom are so far removed from the reality of the world around them and so accustomed to bribing their way to success that they no longer understand the underlying principles of free trade. From here http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/01/27/idUS36160928520120127

China to Wor Foreign Experts

China, the land of never ending problems, is looking to attract some humans to come here and fill the technology chasm that they have built for themselves. What this means is that they , the Chinese have stolen tech that they do not understand and need some help. This story comes from wantchinatimes.com, and make it look like the Chicoms are importing assloads of foreign talent. The reality is that they will hire only 2000 people over five years… Hmmm So for every 4566677888999990 ignorant local, they will have one intelligent foreigner? Sadly enough, they will probably hire those 40+ year old chines born lunatics who are sucking off the pap of civility, but as of yet have not broken and killed anyone yet. In my uni a dirty chicom snapped and killed some americans. Oh yeah, what kind of idiot would work for a Chinese firm? Story http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120126000122&cid=1201

96% of China’s Communist Party Members Are Corrupt Says Hu Yaobang’s Son

The ex capo for china’s thuglife commi party’s son has claimed that 96% of all chicom dirtbag party members are corrupt. The other four percent must be brain dead or in comas. Excerpt Hu Deping, son of Hu Yaobang, former chairman and general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party, said on Jan. 25 that about 96% of current Chinese officials are corrupt, adding most of them also have mistresses, according to an article from online news service kdnet.net. Hu said the corrupt government will be overthrown by the people like Libya’s Muammar Gaddafi if things don’t change. Hu Deping himself holds many official positions within the CCP. He says the government and the media both lie to the people. From http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120126000099&cid=1101

Cheating China-fake Labels On Subpar Products

Cheating China, the derivative country of lies and deceit has a new business model. Make crap products and then stuff fake labels on ‘em. Or, stuff real labels with fake information. No, I am not talking about selling poison as milk, that’s old school, today they just create crap, ie typical Chinese products and then lie about their abilities. The allegations are that Chinese companies are building things like air conditioners and claiming that they meet a level of energy efficiency that they do not. For instance, they will claim that the product is a level 5 or the best and in reality it’s a one or the worst. We should not be shocked, should we? A guy with the nickname of ‘the butcher of Tibet’ is running china and the communist party, so he s rated as the best , right? When in reality, whatever wrath he wrought must pale in comparison to the hell The great chairman aka Mass Murdering Mao brought on the people. Oh, but this must be one of those little cultural trinkets that a simple barbarian will never understand. Excerpt: Fake labeling of electrical products has become an issue in China, as highlighted by a news report last week which said energy-efficiency labels on some domestic appliances were misleading, according to the Chinese-language Beijing News. Such deliberate mislabeling is prevalent among domestic appliance producers, the report said. In addition to faking energy-saving ratings, some electronics manufacturers also fabricated indicators of noise levels, capacity, freezing capacity and power consumption. From here http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120126000019&cid=1202

UFO Lands on The Head of a Man in China? WTF

WTF does this Chinese guy have on his head? I know the chinese are only a few decades removed from wearing only Mao suits, but is this headgear really necessary?
Chinese define style differently than I do….

Poetic Rant On Corruption, Communism and China

Here is an oh so poetic rant on China and corruption, its just too bad The King was not around to hear it…
From the Sundance kid to Gowron’s Butch Cassidy- The Big Brewskie
From the Brew man
“Wtdevflnt, again, you’re not going to like this. Previously, I about spit coffee on my computer when I saw the Beijing PM reading that was so ridiculous, it could have stretched to the Andromeda constellation and back; but fate is harsh and cruel – it’s brushing against and flaking the dreams of hard-working, hard-saving Chinese like delicate paint in their new homes.

15,600. Is the number of Wall Street barons who should be freezing in their jock straps in Siberia, cracking quarry stones with their skulls for Kim Jong-un; slurping gutter oil or testing baby formula for the good of the Chinese? Conservatively, yes; but this is the number of corruption cases uncovered in CCP-funded engineering projects in 2010.

That number must have sent Tex Avery’s ghost into Hu Jintao’s jaw as it crashed to the floor, sounding like an anvil, tongue rolling out like the red carpet. The CCP cadres responded with the indomitably of a battalion of PLA mama’s boys facing a giant loogie from 3 Gorges: they sent roughly $740,000 (not million or billion: just $740,000) to smoke out the no do-gooders, with 210,000 problems – like poor construction or bribery – uncovered.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjlbtv_construction-fraud-crackdown_news

The bribe-happy CCP – some of the most disearnest, despicable bastards in the world; an entity whose sole intellectual property claim should BE corruption – uncovered over 15,000 corruption cases surrounding engineering projects – while sitting on the john!!! If some spare KTV change and lazy ADD losers uncovered 210,000 “problems,” what the hell else is wrong?

Remember the man making the analogy of the Soviet toilet: “If they can’t get this right, what else is wrong?” Well, there’s a brown cruise ship piloted by Hades swirling around somewhere, following the path of least resistance on the maiden voyage.

(ps the photo shows Chinese doing what they do best- being uncvilized. The photo is inside the walkway to the subway. Not 200 meters from where they allowed this resource consuming future pain in the world’s ass is urinating, are dozens of restrooms. But I guess it is so much eaiser to allow this kid to pee in the passageway we must all take to use the subway)

Crotch-less Pants, Butt Heads and China

Here is an oldie but a goodie.
This China man is taking his future disappointment out for a stroll, on his shoulders. In civilization this would not be a problem, but this is China.
In China they do not burden the kids with things that are not part and parcel of the Chinese culture or the four great Chinese inventions: xenophobia, cowardice, sloth and corruption
As such, they disdain conventions like diapers. After all, in a country that has been around since the solar system was a speck, they do know better.
So in China, the kids do not wear diapers, it’s much easier to have them walk bare-assed and shit where they may.
This guy has his kid, crotch-less pants and all, on his shoulders.

I just wonder if he’ll wash out the scat from the collar, or merely wear it again, consider it a fashion statement…