New and Improved Blog Rules Version 4.2

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I had posted my blog rules a while ago and decided to change them. The old ones can be found here. Now, for the new and improved version…This site gives and irreverent and sometimes crude view of living and working in China. It is not one of those ‘yippe yippe, look at how great China is’ sites. If you want that go here or here.In this site for the low low price of nothing, you get to hear me use potty mouth words and denigrate China, or treat it with the respect it deserves. For this same price, you get to hear Gowron, aka The King, share his China insights and use the politically incorrect term for coitus quite often. You will also hear the words of the ‘soothsayer of the midwest’ aka Brewskie, who manages to comment on China without being nearly as crude as the other two humble authors.You will read and see things that you never thought were possible in civilization, because they are not. China, as it stands today, does not, for the most part meet that definition-imho. If any of this is disconcerting to you then please stick your head back in the sand and run from this blog.. Winning The Day Oh yeah click here to go to a site where you can buy goods not made in China….or you can search to buy here too

Chinese ‘Sale’- Rotten Milk at a Discount

I went to a store in China, aka miserable experience which left me near suicidal, and was looking for some milk. Of course I know that aside from being flavored with cadmium and germanium, it may not be milk at all, but I am hoping for a placebo effect.

Be that as it may, I happened across this milk on sale. I asked the ‘helper’ aka person whose job it is to avoid customer contact at all cost and if it occurs to act dumb and hope the person will walk away in disgust, and I asked about the milk. The insightful little Chinese woman informed me that the milk was beyond the expiration date and thus on sale.
‘So its rotten’ sayeth yours truly
‘….’ typical blank stare of the daft/ill informed/ people from China

‘well, is it bad’

‘on discount’

‘is it beyond the safe sale date’

‘that what it say’

This is what you call a Chinese discount.

Proof that Even Mother Nature Does not Like China

Proof that Even Mother Nature Does Not Like China

Weird Chinese Bodies- WTF?

WTF is up with her arm? I am no Michelango, but I have a sense for body proportions, angles and such, but this chick has some major gene flaws. Rather than the slightly bent nature of most human arms, she seems to have a reptilian crook favored by six and eight legged creatures covered with an exoskeleton. Interestingly enough the oddity seems not so odd in the People’s embarrassment of China.

Aside from this difference I have noticed that many Chinese seem to be a healthy mix of bean sprout and ET body, or panda and beer keg. The funny thing is that the Han people are not usually built like real humans at all.

In the north its bowling ball heads heaped onto flour sack bodies all covered in lemon yellow tint. Down south they favor pug smooth faces and an interesting combine of oranges and flaxen off lime for their hue.

Of course we are too PC to tell them such things so we continue to sell them clothing from top western designers and then laugh at how foolish they look. Such clothes are designed for men with real shoulders and women with hips, a thing the Han Chinese do not have. Aside from this, their torso to lower body ratio seems to be out of kilter making it seem as if western jackets are fighting with their bodies for space.

But back to this woman’s arm. Can anyone explain how it is possible that a human limb is so off kilter?

Ai Wei Wei Art

This is a cool tribute to the Chinese kids who died from the poison milk in the 2008-9 scandal.

People Mcnuggets?

I do not mean to make fun of short people, but I am scam baiting some Nigerian thug and been sending him images of ‘me’ that are too hard to believe but the idiot is all in, he believes me. So when I come across funny stuff like this, I post it.

No offense to the short people, however.

China Bans Meat Imports- WTF?

China does a lot of funny stuff. Not so much of the hahahah heeheh type, but the wtf are they thinking, stuff. One of the most recent examples is the fact that China is blocking imports of New Zealand beef. Absent a clear response by the Chinese, one has to assume that the block is intended to protect the Chinese rat meat industry.

Yes it is true, the Chinese can sell rat meat as lamb with impunity, until some local villager squeals, but they will not allow wholesome beef to be eaten by the locals. I guess it is all part of the communist push to so impair the physical well being of the Chinese that their offspring are too weak to reproduce. Take, for instance, the fact that China is selling rice laced with cadmium, but of course that is indigenous or home grown rice. So what if a few million people catch cancer, China has spares.

Or perhaps China has different quality mandates for food from civilized countries as they do with China. A quick peek at Chinese ‘food quality’ demands which are roughly equal to those of the 1950′s Soviet Union shed light on what the Chinese find acceptable in food. I am paraphrasing here, but the gist is ‘Sell any food product which is not so tainted with lead that its impact does not severely degrade the color of the rice and whose cadmium/plutionium/uranium content does not render said product to outshine the sun on a bright day. It toughens the mind and spirit of a communist to eat food grown in the toxic stew of a landfill that communism has created.’

I guess you get my point….

If anyone can explain the reason behind China blocking New Zealand beef, I would love to hear it.

Beijing’s Big Cock Building

Chinese is long on aspirations….

I mean they would like to be seen as having a big throbbing….

And they would love to have us think that they are rockin it like this….

But the reality is much more flaccid.

Ok those pics are of some building in Beijing which looks like a stiffy. The chicoms are upset that it is being referred to as such so they have blocked the Chinese from saying this and posting such pics. My blog, as all wordpress blogs, is blocked so it does not matter.

Here is to the big Beijing pecker building!

Funny Chinese Sign

China Fact-Chinese Do Not Donate Marrow

Chinese do not donate a proportional amount of blood, platelets and marrow as those in the west. Tis could stem from things such as Confucianism and or communism killing their sense of compassion.

The facts are that in 1992 China opened its blood marrow bank and by 2001 had data from only 20,000 donors. This means that about 1,399,980,000 Chinese did not volunteer to help their own.

Worse yet, its first transplant that did not include family members was not carried out until 2001 as well. A country which reviles itself so much is doomed to fail.

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