Still in Civilization

I am still in civilization and do not miss China. The funny thing is that the majority of the people with whom I speak here ask me what China is like. I then ask them what they have heard of it. Of course they know little about the kids shitting in the streets and such, but do not have much good to say.
I then, of course, corroborate the bad they have heard and assure them that the bad is all true….I am such a nice man!!!