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Archive for December 10th, 2011

Apple Snibbing China? No Iphone 4sHere

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 10, 2011


Apple is not bringing the iphone 4S here any time soon and the Chinese are upset. On the bright sure, this means that all those men lucky enough to own one , will find a wealth if Chinese women willing to trade everything from children ti their virginity for one. In China, scarcity means opportunity…..

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China Backtracks on Milk Standards

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 10, 2011


In an atemot at killing off more of her people, China has lowered her milk quality standards to ore 1980 levels. While the rest of the world progresses, China is proving that an animal can follow reverse darwinism and still thrive.
Thus story comes from wantchinatimes but I cant link to it as I am writing from my kindle fire.
two points…1 why us China so fled? Do they dealt want to eliminate people so badly that they lower standards such?
2 why cant China invent? I live in China but have to go to the Usa to buy something like the kindle fire. Why is it that a country can have 20% of the worlds people and 0% of her creativity?

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Sabotage on Flight From China?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 10, 2011


A Cathay Pacific flight from shanghai was grounded when the plane filled with smoke. It could have been an act of sabotage, or perhaps the fallout from dumbass Chinese dude removing their socks like they always do on airplanes.
while Id like to think it the former, I am betting on the latter. Why do people from China actlike toddlers? Five thousand years of historya.d still no culture…

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Thirty Percent of Toys in ChinaContain Toxic Metals

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 10, 2011


I just returned from the land of humility and breatheable air.Upon returning to the toxic dump that is China, I reslized something….man this place is screwed. If its not the bloodsucking comies bleeding them of cash and dignity, its the evil people producing Chinese goods. Wantchinatimes reported that Greenpeace tested toys in China and found that ten percent had too much lead and thirty percent had toxic metals.
I guess its no wonder the one child policy disappointments are the way they are…..

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Ruining a Good Vacation Away from China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 10, 2011


I just got off vacation and have some great stories. most of them revolve around stories that people told me about the idiotic things Chinese do when they travel to civilization. In this pic, you can see some people from China doing wht they do best- using up resources and accomplishing little.

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Photo of Chinese Retirement Plan

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 10, 2011


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