Understanding China, One Blog at a Time

An American in China

Archive for December 25th, 2011

“Lubed Up Fists” Lascivious Grins and Chinese Massages

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 25, 2011

I am confused. On the chicom channel, they are talking about traditional Chinese Medicine and massages.

In this, they show some flesh and bones of a Chinaman getting some stone rubbed over his back and neck and proclaim that due to the fact his skin is now red after having it scraped with the stone of chinese medicinal wisdom, that he is in ill health.

What confuses me is that all of the masseuses are clothed, fat and ugly. Say what you will about China, but one thing is certain.
In all Chinese medicinal houses/massage parlors, you will be met with a bevy of poverty stricken Chinese women who are ‘Vaselined up to the elbows’, just waiting to serve you.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a Comment »

Merry Christmas!!!!

Posted by w_thames_the_d on December 25, 2011

Posted in Uncategorized | 1 Comment »