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Archive for May 28th, 2012

Chinese Rails, Tibet and Brewskie

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 28, 2012

Here is a gem from the Brew Man

Bhawahahah! China tries the “bread & butter” move from the CCP playbook called propaganda (isn’t that more like the “moldy bread & sour butter” play?) Having made a buffoon of herself by building a high-speed rail network assembled from Tinker Toys – and yes, what’s are effectively fat, overweight speeding missiles pulling carriages of people are suppose to ride on them – China tries to make good by rebuilding busted rail bridges in NE China.


Well if China fools you twice, shame on you. What they teach in you in the working world is do the job right, the first time, or don’t do it at all: would you trust an open heart surgeon who had to call back 70% of his patients for do-overs, because he botched the 1st tries? Insurance companies sure the hell wouldn’t And if we had any architectural firm in the US that built apartment buildings the way China does, you know the lawsuit locusts and army ant regulators would swarm on them like “Moses magic” and eat that firm alive!

If you habitually fuck up the 1st time, odds are, you aren’t competent for seconds either: that was evidenced by a post I mentioned earlier on this blog, where the section of a road in Tibet collapsed TWICE in one year!!!


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Buy American

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 28, 2012

Here is a site from the King. It’s a place to buy all American made goods


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Over Half Chinas Urban Water Polluted, The Other Half is Lead

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 28, 2012

China is hell bent on fouling up as much of the planet as they can. But don’t worry, the chicom bastards have shipped their sin off to the land of Liberty so the locals will be left toting the feces covered stick.
Here is a report saying that 57 percent of chinas urban groundwater is polluted. And remember for china that’s a bold statement. For when their air quality is dangerous by human levels, they call it slightly polluted. If they say their water is bad, then it’s fked.


Underground water in 57% of monitoring sites across Chinese cities have been found to be polluted or extremely polluted, reports the state-run Economic Information Daily, citing figures from the Ministry of Environmental Protection.

The ministry statistics also show that 298 million rural residents do not have access to safe drinking water.

In the first half of last year, of the seven main water systems in China, only the Yangtze and Pearl rivers had good water quality, and the Haihe river in north China was heavily polluted, with the others all moderately polluted, according to the ministry.


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Buffet Backs Chinese Death Mobile- BYD goes Boom!

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 28, 2012

The King caught this one, so I thought I’d kick it to the ground. Warren Buffet, the panda panderer, bought into a heaping hunk of Chinese shit called BYD. The company is run by a guy who graduated from a Chinese college, so he didn’t learn a thing.
The problem is that this guy sells heavy objects that go fast. And in china, that’s a deadly combo. So, one of his killer cars caught fire and three people died. Yeah, china the wonderful tech leader.


“SHANGHAI—BYD Co., the Warren Buffett-backed Chinese auto maker, faces a setback in its electric car business after one of its e6 vehicles caught fire in a collision on Sunday that killed three people in the southern city of Shenzhen.”


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China Knocking off Hollywood

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 28, 2012

Here is a great excerpt from this site
“A 10-billion-yuan (US$1.58 billion) digital film park nicknamed “Chinawood” will be officially opening in the western Chinese city of Wuxi before the end of the month, paving the way for a new golden age of filmmaking in China,

My only question is , when was the ‘old golden age of film making in China?

Do they call a bunch of xenophobic anti Japanese flicks part of a ‘golden age’? Or perhaps they are referencing those oldies but goodies like:
-“Hey mom suck on this you dirty capitalist roader!”- a heartwarming film of one child’s attempt at defaming his mother before the hutong elders

or perhaps it was

-“Out of my house you capitalist filth!”-a heartwarming film of one child’s attempt at pouring boiling water over his 68 year old primary school teacher becaus she was not red enough…

Yeah, China is known for some great movies….

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Misery in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on May 28, 2012

The King is keeping an eye on things here and the despair breaks his heart. Thus, he has taken to expose the ills of China, here is some of the fruit of his toils.
The King


Stupid grandparents playing Majong left toxic goo with in reach of their one child investment plan disapointment.


Father of a dead Tiananmen square protestor hangs himself. Good going China.


Monk dead as two immolate….. :_( more death.


Bu Yao Death!!!!! a Birdy electric car explodes, killing 3 people. (wow 5 deaths so far today).


We BLOW, message board is restricted to types of messages.


Convicted…. a lonely elderly man kills 11 kids. (note he was convicted in the 70’s of manslaughter, and second degree murder but was released in the 90’s).


Doctors working with underground gangsters for body parts.


Migrant farmer worker, drowns his kid with cerbral palsy as China does not have competent doctors for service. Fuck you Big Stinky Fuck you.


See China when you coat kid’s clothes in toxic goo dyes, the goo goes throught their sweaty teenage bodies (puberty teenagers smell funny zits, etc), and thus mingles in with their budding growing bodies and hormones, and these hormones now contaminate turns Chinese boy into pretty nosed freaks.



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