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Archive for July, 2012

Chinas Ye Shiwen is Not Doping, Says a Chorus of Liars

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 31, 2012


Her is a shot of a member of the chinese womens swimming team preparing for a meet.

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China’s Winning the War Against Lungs

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 31, 2012


http://www.theonion.com/video/china-celebrates-its-status-as-worlds-number-one-a,14220/

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Lung Cancer Increased 60% Over Past Decade in Beijing

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 31, 2012


People are dropping like fly s in Beijing. Cancer is on the rise and its not getting better.

Excerpt

But the pollution has reached such levels it can be hard convincing foreign executives to move to the city.

“We can’t get people to move here. Pollution is a big worry, especially if you have children,” said a Beijing-based executive for a large Western financial services firm, who spoke on condition of anonymity. “Beijing is considered a hardship posting nobody wants.”

Link

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-07-29/news/sns-rt-us-china-pollutionbre86s0qk-20120729_1_air-pollution-air-quality-beijings

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Video About Chinese

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 30, 2012


From The King
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOFcmIMXO2U&feature=related

yup yup mainlanders with funny shaped heads. and fuzzy hair…..

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Chinese Female Swims Faster Than Loche?

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 30, 2012


Ske say she is doping. I say, nah she, is really a he. I heard that china is recruiting hermaphrodites to compete as women, this is true.

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Another Gold For China in “Tibetan Tie Up and Torture”!!

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 30, 2012


All hail the rise of peaceful china. Millions of Tibetans must be proud to come from a land that was stolen from them, but where they are now tortured, raped and humiliated.

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Chinese Cheating at the Olympics

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 30, 2012


From wantchinatimes

China refuted an accusation from South Korean media of conspiracy behind Park Tae Hwan’s disqualification on Saturday, saying that there was no Chinese judge involved in the morning’s men’s 400m freestyle heats at the London Olympic Games.

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Team China’s Woman’s Gymnasts Rest Before their Meet

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 30, 2012


Ad all these athletes are 16 years old, just ask uncle chicom

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China , Doping and Medals

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 30, 2012


From The King
I didn’t know bathing and pooing in unison and shaving genitals earned points. Was a catogory of scoring also how stinky and dirty they can make the water with dirty oily body goo? a score meter that sounded of an eeeeee ohhhhhhhh (defeated sad fog horn sound denoting stinky smells in cartoons), and the judges gave a 10 10 10 non an infinity infinity infinity on the score card. I wonder if the Chinese would be doping, because say the American team living in a clean place, who didn’t know about these catagories, went into the wrong venue into the stinklympics…. and the Americans and other civilized athletes would defintatly lose, thus China is doping….. PS China fuck you and your medals. Canada will win some and have our best year, America wins lots, and lots of upsets from Japan, (this is what happens when you train hard and honestly). come on Team Queen Mom, show these Big Stinky faggits up. This is your home turf. Someone stop that big stinky behemoth. Stop them…. fucking stop them STOP THEM STOP THEM STOP THEM I don’t care who does it…. I don’t care how you do it (sans doping or you lose), STOP THEMMMMMMMMMMMM STOP THEMMMMMM STOP THEMMMMMMMMMMM……

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War, China and North korea

Posted by w_thames_the_d on July 30, 2012


The King left the big Stinkhole, aka China, but not his pop….

Here is the King’s take on it all

Infact we’re such chums we both kicked Hitler’s ass with the Devil’s brigade. A bunch of snowed in Warriors of Canmerica who shot at Nazis and shit, and we kept the Krauts at bay so they wouldn’t flank. and we both defeated the Kims….. didn’t quite finish the job but neverless fucked the Kims regime up. And soon with me joining the Highlanders as a pissed off Pseudo Scott (sure with yellow skin and black hair…. and a small dick, vs red hair, cyborg body, and freckled skin), oh well as long as I can join, and live my dream as Highlander from the movie (the shows never happened!), then I can finally kick the fat out of that retarded son of his that friend of China. Who plays with Disney Dolls. (and this is me coming from me, Gowron who plays with security blankets lol). Grow the fuck up Un Jong jong or what ever your fatso name is.

Anyways, too busy filing resumes, and starting a work out thing, so I can get the highlanders to cover my schooling (I have to serve a few years after wards, which was the orginal plan anyways, so why not earn a pension, learn building skills to serve the neighborhood, and fighting skills just incase a young bunch of PLA thugs do manage to take over, and I can defend myself and my peeps (people who live in the neighborhood).

Anyways, Canada and America rule because we stopped tyranny (boss hog from dukes of Hazzard …. ummm Sheriff of Nottingham, for you English readers), like Nazis and shit, and like Japan (when they were bad guys, and not the peace loving orgami dove folding cute school girls who smile at you with a silly grin with cat ears, because they hello kitty), and North Korea, and Facist Italy…. so this little war of 1812 thing is putting behind us and talk about Roller girls and their bras. I saw this little one called Short fuse, trying to over power this big girl called Shannon the Cannon…. talk about hot….. Ok, Canada and USA are both screwed because they eventually evolve into a dictatorship where children blow each other up with landmines, this competition is called the Hunger Games. lol.

Goooo hunger games.

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