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Archive for February 9th, 2012

Communist TV

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


After China’s announcement that all fun will be removed from TV, they have commenced a mind altering drug called commie TV. This is a photo of what said programming entails. Mindless commie spek sprinkled with people in full military regalia singing for the masses…

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France’s Carrefour Becomes China-four

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


Carrefour is a crappy store, or at least I thought. Products are stacked to the ceilings and the aisles filled with clueless locals. To make matters worse, 99percent of all products there are Chinese made. No wonder I never shop there……

From here
http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20120209000060&cid=1202

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China’s Commie TV Channel Comes to America

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


China’s commie channel, CCTV , is coming to America. Initially they will offer up four hours of juicy programming including such yummies as
1- the communist in my heart, beating red for china
2-the joys of subjugating your will to uncle red
3-marveling at the motherland, after all , 1.34billion people cannot be wrong
And just for kicks, pardon the pun…….
Tossing a Tibetan, a mini series dedicated to the most effective means of exterminating a race

and get this, the thugtard in charge of the Programming says
“We consider accuracy, objectivity, truthfulness, and public accountability more important than anything else. We will strive to provide good journalism, high quality television, and alternative views,” CCTV America Director General Ma Jing was quoted as saying ”

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/chinese-state-tv-air-u-s-article-1.1019041#ixzz1loBhiLfc

Yeah , let’s see how they spin Tibet Taiwan and Xinjiang, let alone the immolations in Sichuan….

And also, will they be allowed to beat us to death if we tweet pro democracy things about their show?

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Photo of Chinese Military Barracks

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


Or perhaps it is a pic of communists new pension plan

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North Korean Chow in China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


China is good friends with any country which controls by fear and ignorance, two characteristics that typify their leaders. Thus, the Chintards are good buddies with N. Korea. This photo is from a North Korean restaurant. It’s funny, even though Kim Jong Il is now resting in hell, the workers still prance around with a little button showing off his pus like countenance.
When I asked the workers if they are from Korea (hang guo) they told me that no, they are not from Korea. They were emphatic in explaining that korea is the southern part, but they are from the north….as if that is a thing of pride…

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China News- The King Style

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


News from China by…..
The King…

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/02/03/sister_feng_now_looking_for_non-asi.php

Mentally ill delusional , “Language teacher”, “super star” misspells many words in her demanding list for a Laowai husband (Harvard, Yale, MIT, west point, Stanford, Oxon, and so so.) SIC

I’m born in a poor family in chongqing. when 16, I come to a Inexpensive Normal school which I never liked. (yet, she’s China’s “hottest star”.) The reality for many country girls is that they believe if they speak “english”, and read a few books that the world would open up for them, they come to Shanghai, and find out that it takes more than the ability to sucky sucky the Laowai boss, and make a few stray business phone calls. Fuck you Yoko you braindead ditz.

. Fuck you China, blame Japan.

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Photo of Modern China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


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Idiot Wave and Chinese Leaders

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 9, 2012


Why do Chinese leaders do the ‘idiot wave’? Its that dumb little gesture like an infant gives when they are trying to figure out what that damn thing attached to their bodies is…
posted are photos of the future sons of the dark side

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