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Archive for February 16th, 2012

Rollerball, China And American Ignornce

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

A long time ago there was a flick called Rollerball. I was young when I saw it so I remember little. One thing I do remember, however, is a certain scene before a big game.

The protagonists team is facing the Japanese (I believe) in an upcoming match. The protagonists team is cocky, arrogant and believe they cannot lose. One of the guys on this team is trying to clue his teammates in on how to beat the Japanese team. He had lived in Japan, or played them before, or maybe he was Japanese or something like that. So he tries to teach them about Japanese dirty tricks and how they play the game.

The more he tried to show his buds about the realities of playing the Japanese, the less his teammates listened to him, they felt invincible. Inevitably, the Javanese handed his team their butts, and somebody got killed, or hurt badly…

As china’s next King thug “Xi ‘caveman’ jinping”, visited the US, I was put in memory of that film. We are the protagonists and China is the opposition. We do not listen to reason, but merely look at the facade, we fool ourselves and get outplayed.

As an example, Xi jinping comes to the US and receives a hero’s welcome. The man represents the most aggressive and villainous regime of the 20-21st centuries, but here we are to open our mouths in search of his member. wtf are we thinking?

While we banish Castro’s cuba for something they did eons ago, we welcome the chicoms who are even more murderous than anything that came from Iran, Iraq, Sudan and Syria combined.

The writing is on the wall, the chicoms need resources and will do what it takes to get them and stay in power. But as long as we have people who see caveman Xi as “vegetable farmer Tom Hoopes, who showed Xi his asparagus and sweet potatoes during his stay in Muscatine in 1985. “I can’t imagine anyone carrying himself any better. I was absolutely overwhelmed. He carries himself like a true gentleman.”

as such a keen old nifty, golly gee good guy, then we are truly screwed.

Unfortunately for you guys you have not seen the real china. But game day is coming so lets learn a thing or two and get our collective heads out of our backsides…

quote from here

Rollerblade here

ps: to Tom Hoopes, the guy you met is a future head of state, how did you expect him to behave? Bend over and shit on your doorstep?

Wake up my beloved homies. Communist China is not our friend.

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Obama Baby Mamma Lets Her Hair Down

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

This is what Obama’s ol’ hag would look like had she not intimidated her way through school. She’d be shucking happy meals with her hair all jelled up in relaxer and waitin’ on a good time at the Feels Good club downtown….
(photo from mop.com)

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Sunshine With Chinese Characteristics

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

…This is a sunny day in communist China.

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China’s GDP Numbers Mismatch, Problem Solved!!

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

China’s communists are humiliated for their official GDP tally does not match up to the numbers reported by all of her provinces. as stated here:
“Local governments in China have finished reporting their 2011 GDP figures, and somewhat embarrassingly, their combined total is a figure higher than the central government’s count.
Provincial-level governments have claimed total GDP of US$5.18 trillion yuan for the whole country, while the central government’s figure is US$4.71 trillion. A similar outcome also occurred in 2009 and 2010.”

The answer is quite simple. The $300billion difference was spent on hookers and mao tai but not counted by the head reds….

ps I thought the Chinese were good at math…

quote from here

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China’s Chicom -TV Just Shoot Me Now

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

This is a screen shot of some Chinese propaganda. As you can see from the pic, the scene is filled with red, the color of blood, the color of communism.

I have no idea what the show was about, but I do remember that upon watching it for several minutes I had the desire to flagellate myself and prostrate my voluminous torso in the direction of the pickled body of chairman mao in homage….

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Booger Picker and Bag Man, What I saw on the Chinese Subway Yesterday

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

Upon entering the subway, the Chinese find it incumbent upon themselves to poke, prod and invade every orifice in their teeny little bodies.

In this shot the guy on the left has bored of drilling for wax in his ear and has gone on a mission to clean out his bronchi from the nostrils down. Five minutes passed before he had achieved his goal, and his tenacity was commendable.

The guy on the right, who Mao would have loved, is gawking at the nose picker as if to say. ‘look at me, I dont have two pennies to rub together, but even i know you ain’t supposed ta pick your nose in public.”

China- Reverse Darwinism in Action

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Linsanity and China

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

I read a great article here about how the Chinese censors are battling with how to handle the success of Jeremy Lin.

Lin, who is an American, has ancestral ties to Taiwan, and China claims they own Taiwan. Thus, goes the logic, Mr Lin is really Chinese, as in mainland chinese.

But the fans do not see it that way as they wave Taiwanese flags in homage to this dedicated athlete, a thing of frustration for the communist party.

In addition, Lin is religious, a thing the communists abhor.

Thus, the communists have the double duty of not only censoring Lin’s games, the Taiwanese flag, but his comments about God as well.

Here is an excerpt:
“Evidence of how state censors would like to play down his religion came in a CCTV news report….“I love the fact that he gave praise to his team and to God,” said one New Yorker interviewed in English.
But the Chinese subtitles translated his comments simply as “I love him for praising his team”,

Yes, the communists deleted the religious reference…

HAHA, go Lin go! That’s one more for the good guys

Quote from here

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Chinese Luxury Mart

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

Chinese will fill up any void with trinkets and trash. This budding entrepreneur is selling the best in Chinese fashion….

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Bag Man and Public Peeing, Things I saw on My Way Around Beijing

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 16, 2012

Shot one is the aftermath of shot two which was a mom pulling up a kids britches after it had urinated in the entrance to the subway.

Shot 3 is a Chinese farmer who is going to heaven knows where and overburdened with a pack that must weigh a ton.

3000 years and still uncivilized

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