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Shitty Chinese Hair Cuts, Japan Bashing and Sell Out Westerners

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 18, 2012

Shitty Chinese Hair Cuts, Japan Bashing and Sell Out Westerners , this is what I saw on the chicom channel today.

Shitty haircuts…some aged Chinese hag-redundant, with that eerie shade of gravel gray teeth, is hosting some worthless drivel of a tv show.The thing is that on top of her round head, she’s got a stank of hair that has shifted to one side so that she looks like Samuel l Jackson in the movie un breakable. Wtf are Chinese thinking? The men carry purses and are no bigger than a door stop and the women go bald at 30 and smell like cat urine.

Japan Bashing. Some chicom channel, which in abeyance to Chinese laws -oxymoron, ran family oriented programming. The one I saw was a multi houred saga of Japan invading china. In one scene, the Japanese are bayoneting the Chinese women and children and the screams of agony is harrowing. Then the Japanese douse the bodies with gas and burn them. This movie aired at seven pm.
Wtf are the commies thinking by running a show like that in prime time?
Also, Why dont they man up to Japan? Instead of making veiled threats, why don’t they step?
Because their micro members will be kicked around their ears just like they were before,,,,,message to china, either strap it on or let it go, you sound like a whiney bitch….

Sell out Westerners. I love America, after all , how many other countries did God create? And I respect Chinese who loves their country, no matter how horrid it is. What I hate are traitor bastards who come here to suckle the pap of the communist party and it’s orgy of pos hangers on.
Today there was a “debate ” about free trade in china.
First off, true debate in china is occurs about as frequently as a chinaman running a 9.5 in the 100 meters or a Chinese woman with double D’s.
So this channel has a passel of “experts” ie, limp membered wannabes whose highest degree occurred at some voc Ed school in the hills of the ozarks and whose bride was bought off some low rent intermet marriage site.
These foreign experts debate Chinese policy with fat faced china men with teeth scattered more than my thoughts, and those funny little boy suits they all wear. (ADD-moment- wtf ?can a real man buy clothes here? All the shirts are better suited for oompahs or elves and is it asking to much to get a pair of sized 11.5 shoes here?)
Back to the rant…so all these trolls are wrapping their mouths around words like trade and china and benefitting mankind, and I got the 38 special sticking in my ear ready to end it all if I gotta listen to more. Then I shelve the weapon when I hear some buffalo headed yank pine away about china and how he hopes we can all be more like them…..
The fat little commies smack their hands together out of rhythm and cheese for the cameras and it is this point that I realize I just need to man up, take one for the team , stay in this shit stain and report on the reality of this fucked up place…you want to imagine hell on earth? Just imagine all of acting a little more like china….

Btw. Expect a book after a bit…….

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Steamy China News

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 18, 2012

More China news from The King//

FUCK YOU stupid little bitch. Just be glad that you can GO to a university in America. ALL Universities, are institutions that help civilize humanity ALL of them. Would it be University Lethbridge, or Manitoba (an inexpensive University, with EXCELLENT Engineering), to Concordia College…. Universities are designed to make you better smarter more skilled hunter in your quest for sustenance and contribution. If it’s one thing I as a Visible ethnicity, can’t stand is wimps who DON’T WANT TO FUCKING WORK. You think that coming to Canmerica you’re ENTITLED? If anyone who is “Entitled” are WAR VETERANS, and POLICE, especially Police they fight rapists and stuff (Traitioros elements to freedom, who squander their freedom to hurt others who use their freedom working to create the existance the world that they want. So little girl you wanted to go to a better university. Has it fucking occured to you, that you could go to THIS one, and become a rising star? You want to be a doctor? THEN FUCKING VOLUNTEER as a First AIDer at a hospital. This shows that you’re a) MATURE enough to be the big shot in charge! (head doctor), b) Stand up for medical rights, oh I don’t know, discover who’s getting screwed and abused or who has fallen through the cracks ofCanmericania society, and oh I don’t know HELP them back up. Perhaps help out providing basic services or a ciriculum to help elderly homeless. This way, you get the support and make the net works you need to succeed. By volunteering you’re thrown on the front lines against indignity that robs humans, and fellow Americans of their freedom (to Presue happiness), by helping you show that you care.

If you want to he an engineer, fuck. work on projects that improve your community, or seek mentorship with those who already are. This is a requirement of the Chief Scout Award (Life Scout in America), is that the children rack their little brains and come up with something weird. Hell I don’t have a Chief Scout Award, only 6 badges, and a general Al Bundy Loser, but still I did so much for my community, by just digging in the trash! for bottles (was looking for oil bottles to recycle, protect the enviroment, Suburbia does that to you). And then I found lots of bottles, pop. Enough, to support my sister in laws (efforts to go on a Fun run for arthiritus).

Fucking young people. Give up all the time. Just grow some skin already. I have failed collosusally, MANY times, wasted so much money in my attempts at an education, yet I have succeeded in ways unfathomable, and kept on fighting for the privilege to contribute my unique flavour to Canmerican democracy. Above all you must be willing to get DIRTY, sweaty, painty, grungy, bloody, scarred, hurty, little girl as you help mold this planet to something that comforms to our rather thin skinned range of comfort.

Like what the hell happens when your subordinates screw the pooch, fumble the ball, and outright fail, through a myriad of very adult and very human, childish fuck ups? You know the briainless bullshit that happens in China on a continual basis? (I’m still laughing at the fag who jumped to his death after trying to cut his tiny chinese stinkies off ). Fuck I’m still ha ha ing about the little boy who tried to parachute with an umbrella. That was classic funny, if he didn’t hurt himself. Who am I kidding it’s hiliarious. Like what’s going to happen, if someone calls you gasp “Chink”, or perhaps you meet a rude telemarketer, or worse REAL problems like oh say a roof in your house. Are you going to cry like a baby?


Shanghai busy road cracks and begins to crumble, just like all our sanities living in the big stinky day after day… the end of this pungent chapter getting further and further away.


sinkhole or STINKhole (context:angry will from neighbors)


Copying Ultraman=Ultrabucks. Chinese station pirates Ultraman signal…. fuck you China


That’s humbugdash! ALL countries should be compelled to outdo the other. What you guys do on your own turf soil, is none of Stinkyland’s business!

fuck you china fuck you

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Toxic Chinese Food

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 18, 2012

from mop.com

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Photo Submissions

Posted by w_thames_the_d on February 18, 2012

This site http://www.chinesepeoplehavenostyle.com is requesting photos of fashion miscues from China. The author is a consultant who is studying Chinese style or lack thereof.If you have any good pics of Chinese sartorial splendor, outlandish or otherwise, check out the link and send him your pics.

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