Here is a news recap from Gowron, the King of Asia…
Wtd if you haven’t seen Little Miss Sunshine, you should. It’s about a the funnies of the falsehoods dashed dreams but refreshing realities of the American Dream. It’s about a dysfunctional family who’s traveling to California, one is a WWII vet with PTSD, one is a son who has taken a Emotastic vow of silence to get into the Airforce academy, little miss sunshine a REAL american girl vs the skinny disney esque beauty pagents, a suicidal uncle, etc etc. in a broken down VW minibus.
Anyways, this chinese girls’ heart (article), is little miss Rainshine, because the pagent tried to rip her off saying she was too young, all she wanted to do was visit America…Like sheesh if the promotors didn’t have the trip then they could have just said so.
Jeeze, And I though, the Tony Roma’s dishwasher was unsanitary. (see a dishwasher pressure washer uses a basin for super heated water, it’e supposed to be flushed every two hours, and replaced with ungobbery greasy goo. (dismantled and flushed out. (The Jet rack, (because bits of bones food, toothpicks, etc etc ummm Recycled oil), gets lodged in there, So I do that. but the lazy boys, at the end of the shift just want to go home and leave me frozen goo in the morning to clear up, which resembles Jebba the Hutt’s semen. reativly Clean, from what I see here in the big Stinky.
So I spend half and hour just getting the dish pit ready, and get this, the sous chef yells at me. ME who’s doing the job properly.
But but but I was taught to hate Laowais?!?!? i though they were all bad big whities who want to sell us Smack, and give us AIDS, and invade us, and make businesses against us, and help the Japanese holocaust, and etc etc etc.
Well THIS is perhaps why China’s Simines trains crash. All the fucking lazy workers are on strike. YUp that’s right China, blame the workers.
Oh this one is easy…….. 100% in China. What with all that Roid meats, metal water, cargenic undies, smokes 3 times stronger than Canadian Quebec ones, and the toxins in everything causing the anal retentive crapping, so that on their way home at the END of the day, they crap in the streets….
Here’s a BIG reform hint. the Big RED 1 if you will: STOP FUCKING STEALING LIKE A BUNCH of CRACK BABIES from Vancity! 2) Stop being such pretty boy princess faggots, combing your sexy mane, and GET A REAL job to support the economy instead of driving around like a bunch of Orange County girls. (I’m talking about the fucking Chinese ones).
Monkey business. Well THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING! the ZhoungRem Yinghang (translated as: Fuck fuck fuckitty fuck fuckheads of fuck), is REALLY staffed by a bunch of monkeys, and this is some secret taunting code to us that they’re going to follow Simos in a Monkey King revolution, and Earth is the planet of the Apes. Unfortunatly the Cats have a the same idea, worshiping the great cat goddess, aka “Catwoman” from Batman. With their mao mao mao code.
If MGD of Canada leaves China then I can buy them with good faith. I’d say make them in Mexcio, they have a good high tech sector, or even Costa Rica, or Brazil, or even better slowly make a fair amount of them in AMERICA again. This way, the American economy grows,